" Cowgirls ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold"

So I changed the words.

Well after much debate I think the title says what has affected my life more that any other thing. There may even been, in the coarse of this story, be a few names that I have forgotten due to age, alcohol or just plain stupidity.

Along time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....... oh wait, that's another story.

Anyway..... #2 was actually introduced to me by being set up with me as a blind date. This set up was done by my longest known, dear friend Jen. She thought it was a good idea, since #2 and I were both divorced and would enjoy each others company.

I spent my 20's riding a horse and a snowmobile for a living in CO and WY. I moved back to where I grew up in PA around 30. I had a hard time fittin in anywhere back east, even when I'd find a decent place to go 2 steppin. The 'cowboys' in the bars wouldn't accept me into there ring, even though I probably paid more dues then them. Anyway...long story short, I sat down and wrote this one night:

Well where to start with this tale. I feel I have to write this to a certain extent because I look back at some of these things and wonder how I got myself into the different situations. And for others it answers the question, "you were married how many times?" For you all it should be some enjoyment and maybe someone else will have more luck writing a song about it than me.