The Blonde Cowboy
One morning the small town sheriff was making his rounds and as he crossed the street he noticed a young blonde cowboy walking towards him naked. The sheriff approached the fellow and asked him why he was walking around in that state. The cowboy said "Well, sir, I got me a job out on the ranch back yonder about ten miles and last night the owner's daughter grabbed ahold of me and took me in the barn. She told me to take off my hat and boots and I did, then she told me to take off my shirt and britches and I did, then she told me to shuck my drawers and I did. Then she said 'go to town, cowboy'....so here I am."